Me comforting my friend: *gives 900 chapter speech to them about how awesome they are*
My friend comforting me: “why are you crying stop it”

(via little-red-riding-dick)


*boy doesn’t respond to my text* god damn it boys are so fckin unreliable im swearing them off for good this time #nofuckboys2014
*boy responds 5 minutes later* omg boys are so cute i love them 😍 choke me with ur dick

(via superjewcock)


If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via lesbian-gerard)


pretending to study in front of ur parents like 


(via crunchier)


full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

(via gnarly)