Anonymous:
how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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cartel:

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

 

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

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  • Doctor: are you sexually active?
  • Me: *laughs hysterically making walrus noises, falls over and tranforms into a potato rolling off into the sunset*

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

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